Gods of Egypt (2016) score: 26%
Watching Gods of Egypt is surely more tortuous than what life was like as an Egyptian slave.
The effects are the shoddiest I’ve seen this side of the Millennium. They’re so bad that they almost take you out of the narrative for a retrospective recall of a similarly bad five-minute drawing you once did on Paint which at the time you fleetingly thought looked OK.
The poor actors look as though their paycheck is their only motivation. Gerard Butler is particularly awful, grappling unsuccessfully with his own Scottish accent and whatever the hell the other accent is he’s chewing on.