88. The Mummy (2017). Directed by Alex Kurtzman

The Mummy (2017) score: 17%

This Mummy is the worst film I’ve seen in an exceptionally long time. It achieves the feat of making Tom Cruise and the mummy herself look out of place. Is it a Tom Cruise actioner? Is it a horror movie? No, it’s a scrambled, incoherent mess that manages to suck more than Tomb of the Dragon Emperor.

Was anybody even trying? The ’15’ rating can only be because of the frequent strong tedium. Its narrative is so segmented and clunky that it’s hard to tell if it’s been edited too much or so little that nothing’s changed since the first draft.

 

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